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Automotive forum jokes
- Tjabbo
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Automotive forum jokes
Car Forums joke
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forums
- Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Civic forums
- Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
- Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics).
Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210 MPH.
Miata forums
- Some redneck in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics).
BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.
Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?
Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics).
Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.
Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?
Vette Forums
- Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
- Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start.
SRTforums
- I killed this modded Cobra today. Will upload video some time soon.
Supra Forums
- Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forums
- Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Civic forums
- Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
- Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics).
Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210 MPH.
Miata forums
- Some redneck in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics).
BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.
Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?
Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics).
Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.
Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?
Vette Forums
- Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
- Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start.
SRTforums
- I killed this modded Cobra today. Will upload video some time soon.
Supra Forums
- Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
My blue manual 1989 1JZ Supra twin turbo
My grey automatic 1991 Supra turbo
Whenever a bird shits on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to show them what I'm capable of.
My grey automatic 1991 Supra turbo
Whenever a bird shits on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to show them what I'm capable of.
- TTE
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Re: Automotive forum jokes
Prachtig
1JZ? Lol... I have a 3.0 liter Supra ;)
There goes nothing above a Supra...
Supraristocracy
Getting high while you 're flying low. They call the phenomenon "Supra".
Only one can beat them all... Only one can be the best... Supra!
There goes nothing above a Supra...
Supraristocracy
Getting high while you 're flying low. They call the phenomenon "Supra".
Only one can beat them all... Only one can be the best... Supra!